Everyone gets B.S. from someone. Yes, even you.
Taking B.S. and giving it back is as common as having a conversation with your buddy or listening to the news. Everyone is trying to persuade you to do or believe or buy something, or vote for someone. And it's all bullshit, more or less.
It's time to say, "Stop the B.S.!" Karmic B.S.™ and Karmic Bull Shit™ sanitized bovine excrement products are the perfect way to give B.S. back to dishonest politicians who only care about their own gains, loudmouth braggarts whose stories get more preposterous each time they tell 'em, and jovial B.S. artists who just want to have a good time.
But don't worry; the contents have been sterilized through our trade-secret process. An internationally recognized, independent laboratory tests our product and certifies that it contains less bacteria than the broccoli you buy in the grocery store. And if that's not enough for you, the product is safety-sealed in clear, hard-plastic jars.
Are you taking bullshit from someone? Give a gift of Karmic B.S.™ or Karmic Bull Shit™ sanitized bovine excrement and get your point across.
Choose a punch line that says what you're thinking, like one of these:
An Adult Novelty Gift for Friend or Foe
If you’re going to give someone B.S., give them the safest bullshit in the world. Our trade-secret process removes 99.99% of the bacteria found in the raw product. We sterilize the heck out of it so you can feel confident that your gift is completely safe.
And don’t worry, Mom, the jar is permanently glued shut. If you do happen to break it -- unlikely as that is -- the contents are dry and odor free. Disposal is easy: Just sprinkle the organic contents into your garden or compost pile, and recycle the jar with other #6 plastics..
Think of this as a greeting card with bite. Most greeting cards are boring and trite. Who reads them anyway? Besides, they're mostly full of platitudes and lies. Karmic B.S.™ and Karmic Bull Shit™ sanitized bovine excrement are a new kind of greeting card -- a "greeting jar."
Give that B.S. artist who's pestering you an honest message with a harmless insult for friends or foes. Let us help you say what you really think! You can even send our "greeting jars" through the mail. (The US Postal Service approves.)
We're proud to say that all our sanitized bovine excrement items are produced by Iowa cattle and packaged in Iowa, in jars that are made in the USA. We're doing our bit to help our nation's economy by employing workers in our own country. Buy our American-made products today!
We'll be sharing our blog updates on Twitter and posting on Facebook. Chime in and comment on the posts we write. Or tell your story about your friends' reactions to your gift of Karmic B.S.™ or Karmic Bull Shit™ sanitized bovine excrement. Or pass along our political B.S. Each jar is an adult gag gift that's sure to generate a reaction -- mostly laughter!
It may not have the same effect if you send it to a self-serving politician or a lying corporate CEO, but it will get your message across -- in no uncertain terms, We can even send it anonymously. Just select that option before putting the items in your shopping cart.
Add a personalized message. Let the B.S. artist know in no uncertain terms why you're sending him or her pasteurized payback.
Karmic B.S. In the News
1/7/11 Marcus at The Cheese Grater says of Karmic Bull Shit, "Time to pay attention because this is awesome."
1/4/11 Founder Joe Hennager speaks with Beth Davis and Bill Michaels on the Dwyer and MIchaels morning show. 98X FM, Quad Cities.
11/14/10 Slow Twitch: What We Have Noticed
11/10/2010: BluePlanet GreenLiving.com:
The Bullshit King was interviewed by City Cable Channel 4 in Iowa City. Watch for the link, coming soon!
Who Knew?
An average cow produces 30 gallons of fecal matter per day. (USA Today, Dec. 6, 2006)
That's a lot of waste, and that's only one cow. Check The Scoop on Poop for more information.
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Give B.S. back to a deserving bullshit artist today!
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